How To Flirt With Your Teacher Before I tell you how to flirt with your teacher or professor, first realize that your chances of having sex with your teacher is slim to none. In fact if you do sleep with her or him , please email me so I can share in your happiness. The main idea is to extend the conversation as long as possible so you stand out way beyond anyone else. That means you will tease her, make her laugh, and talk closer than you normally would. Otherwise you will want to keep having these isolated conversations until that one magic moment where you leave the classroom or building and go have a coffee , snack, or smoothie together.